Things I’ve learned while doing lots of sewing

March 18, 2009

  • A rolling chair makes everything easier.
  • Good music means you work a lot faster.
  • Following the directions given with a sewing pattern is a lot like following a mass-produced diagram of erogenous zones:  while they’re bound to get lucky in a few areas, you’re almost guaranteed to find something that just doesn’t work for you, or, even worse, just irritates the crap out of you and makes you want to scream.
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